JoN - I've got mail
Jocelyn sent me an amusing list of ways to annoy your colleagues and i thought i could share them with u guys. Just some...
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Put a chair facing the printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're still waiting for your document
- Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.
- Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
and.. Oh my fav..
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Place your thrash can on your desk. Label it, "IN".
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JoN - Power98!
Perfect 10 started to suck eggs so i've been listening to Power98 faithfully ever since for the past 4 months now. The Morning Jam duo, Joe and Maggie, have such hardcore personalities that they never fail to brighten up my mornings. Lurrrve them to bits..
Juliet Teo's my new darling wahahah. Well today on Juliet's Daily Dose, she actually read out my sms!!! I mean... WTF MAN??? My msg that i sent simply read, "Sup Jules! I wld like a song by Tata Young or Fantasia Barrino plz? It's almost knock off time!! I miss my xbox.. haha"
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caught by fire.. ARGHHHH!!! WATER!!
Artist: The Used
Song: Caught by Fire
Seemed to stop my breath
My head on your chest
Waiting to cave in
From the bottom of my...
Here your voice again
Can we dim the sun..
And wonder where we've been.
Maybe you and me so..
Kiss me like you did
My heart stopped beating
Such a softer sin.
I'm Melting.. I'm Melting
(Chorus)
In your eyes..
I lost my place
Could stay a while
And I’m melting
In your eyes..
Like my first time
That I caught fire
Just stay with me, lay with me now.
Never caught my breath
Every second I’m without you, I’m a mess
Ever know each other
Trust these words are stones
Why cuts aren't healing?
Learning how to love
I'm melting, I'm melting
(Chorus)
Stay with me, lay with me now.
You can stay and watch me fall
And of course I’ll ask for...
(Background Scream) Help......
Just stay with me now
We can take our pants off, stay in bed
Just make love, that's all
Just stay with me now
I'm melting, I'm melting
(Chorus x2)
(Background on 2nd Chorus) Stay with me, lay with me
In your eyes
Let's sleep till the sun burns out
I'm melting in your eyes
I'm melting in your eyes
Let's sleep till the sun burns out
I'm melting in your eyes
//thanks for coming.. =D
coding..
i seriously... wanna. dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
i rather animate.. i think i taken the wrong class this time around.
JoN - Silent Hill
Listen up all horror junkies. Go catch Silent hill now! Well i just caught the movie at Cathay with Shar, cheryl and lak. All the creatures or abdominations were amazingly cool! There's this executioner-like demon wielding the biggest "sonofabitch" scythe and it literally tore off the skin of a character like it was candy wrapper. Holy sheesh! =DD The trump card came when there was this particular scene in the toilet where the lead had to open each door to search for her lost kid. (Typical "gan chiong" scene as u noe) So shar was sitting beside me anticipating the scary part with her face partially covered up to her eyes with her sweater. My palm was ice-cold by then having gripped my coke can for a min and i grasped her neck tight just a split second before the climax! Lols. U sld have heard her scream.
Scare factor - 3.5/5
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cars
CATCH CARS..
its a good show.. meihua currently idolises guido..the "pit stop" tire changer who owned a team of 4 tire changers..
2 weeks of insane 3dsMax and Flash have been taking a toll on my brain which is a Pentium 2 dual core computer needing to sleep every 5 mins.. happy birthday to mehmeh and abel. altho they got kanna "tio owned" by the planning duo jason and chris. they were tied to chairs and sprayed by streamers all the while screaming up and down the school ramp.. =D
watching saw 2 in the audio room tml.. found out how to hook up my macbookpro to it..so hence we got a big screen, HIGH quality sound and generally a insane subwoofer.. woot.
i foresee my weekend getting BURNT... last week of block teaaching... need to chiong all work.. was watching project runway juz now.. seriously.. i see most of the IMD in the designers there.. its like we have the infamous list
1. last minute miracle workers
2. people who have super nice BUT unrealistic concepts
3. Emo during times of extreme workload
4. Mental breakdowns 5mins before the submissions
5.Group flare ups.. usually with a unheard of amount of swearing and cursing at the group leader.
yeah.. thats it for now..
=D
//take care.. you're gonna need it..
JoN - KaaayEfffSeee!!!!
Hah! I had loads of fun today and it sure was a great start to a sleepy monday like this =DD I was sitting quietly at my table trying to get some work done on the travel expense reports when Jessica pranced into the office donned with the national colors of Great Britain. Yes. The union jack and all.. -_-!!! Very enticing... lols.
Anyways, i had KFC for lunch with the hommies at the toa payoh HDB hub. We go to the craziest places for lunch at times haha. I'm telling u.. The next time ur thinkin' of dining at kfc, make sure nora's with u. Well she ordered the buddy meal and got us some wholesome chikin thighs!!! She actually, REQUESTED for them.. OMFG. 4 heeeeuge pieces of solid, drippin' meat (Quadriceps, hamstring & all).. As for lak and cheryl, haha, u sld have seen their faces man.. They ordered the same but only had 2 breasts each, a miserable-looking wing and a drumlet. Not even a drumstick i tell u. lols!
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JoN - If you don't mind
Oh shucks. 9 more weeks to the end of my attachment.
I'm "thrilled" -_-!!!
I've been thinking abt my stint lately at Infineon Tech for the past 4 months and well, a desk job as an accountant is kinda cool. If ya take on a different perspective that is. I've always had that stereotypical thought that accountants were balding bozos with caffeine-laced teeth. My.. my was i wrong?
There's this guy who seats just behind me named Eric. But we call him crash cos he has a knack for dropping stuff. It's either his pen, mixed nuts or M&Ms. Putting his silly habit aside, his desk is a frikkin' flea market of Gundam, Evangelion models (Very manga manga stuff) There are alot more but i just can't put it to any anime i've ever seen?
Sam picks his nose in broad daylight and smiles giving lame excuses like, "It makes me smarter."
A handful of my collleagues are young mothers or mothers-to-be in their late 30s. Not bad looking too i gotta admit =DD. Anyways, that's not the point.
Give accountants some breather too ya?
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JoN - The other twit
Sup Bud!~ Bloggin' ain't my cuppa tea, so no.. haha.
Anyways, if u guys ever wondered what happened to 1998's Miss Portugal.
Well..
*ódio = portuguese word for hate..she took up 3d modelling =PP
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i got a blog-mate
since my blog is pretty much dead..
johnny is moving in to liven things up..
since im a really senile blogger anyway..
welcome johnny juz dun flood my tagboard... lol
now doing 3ds max.. doing a facial modelling of MR BEAN.. woot
insane but yeah.. =D
im having a love/hate relationship with modelling right now..
its cool but super lechey..
=D
//been a really long time since we talked like that..yay
