Im With Stupid..
have you ever read this book?
if you havent, please stop whatever you are doing,
even if u are bathing, getting dressed, or cooking lunch or dealing with a crisis,
go down to borders, and get this book,
called
"I'm With Stupid"
its brillantly funny, its much deeper than "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
and they have this truth, which i just have to share it =D bout the age old classic act of "Peek-a-Boo!" which i used to scare/intimidate/gigglify my little cousins, (back then)
"....when you cover your face with your hands and say "peekaboo!" with a stupidly astonished expression, infants of both sexes would laugh. And at that age they will laugh at nothing else.
So?
So that means that there is a point at which our senses of humor are tabulae rasae except for this most basic, hardwired humor reflex. Peekaboo is a phenomenon that spans oceans, ethnicities, systems of political belief. Presbyterian and Jewish babies laugh at Peekaboo, Hutu and Tutsi babies laugh at peekaboo. Communist babies laugh at Peekaboo. Peekaboo tickles before tickling tickles--but most to the point, it tickles not only before any gender-role brainwashing has occurred but before the baby even knows it has a gender."
cool huh..
PEEKABOO!
2 days of insane slacking
Sunday -
Slept over at Johnny's Played Halo2,
fixed up his comp,
Gamed some more at Yanwei's House,
Played DOA4 (which the ladies in the Game has BOOBS bouncier than waterbombs, its simply not possible for boobs to bounce that much and that high while fighting)
Gears of War!
Madness with guns, still the game with the gameplay in the world,
Got in Touch with our childhood selves with opening a not-so-recently bought Tub of Play-Doh, 3 Colours
The SCENT/SMELL/ODOUR that came out, mannnn, nostagligic(i know wrong spelling, too sleepy to correct) it HASNT CHANGED, in all these years, but it got saltier,
yep, we tried some..
still the same
still inedible, im swearing off salty food for a week,
i accidently told shalyn "sweaty food"
HAHAHAHA, sounds so wrong,
cuz im imagining a new cusine in mind!
okay its still wrong
goodnight
fats are nice and bouncy..
yep, but im trying to lose most of it.. before i enter army,
it is no good to be a lumpy misshapen tv/computer-watching slob with no life while guzzling drinks and delicious food..
but its okay to endorse in it once in a while
"pigging out" is healthy on the mind and for socialization purposes,
im being shuttled for either the
Naval Diving Unit(we dive into people's navals, and search for lost carcasses of potato chips.)
Commandos Unit (Free Sky Diving Lessons, a Maroon Beret which a few people will get, and We dun get 2 weeks confinement, unless we do something elephantinely stupid, like wearing our red berets with just underwear and posting the whole fashion look on youtube.)
so in the middle of all this limbo?
a wait till almost next year june.. for my enlistment
a hamster died..
meihua's hamster just died..
why is this has anything to do with a post here
cuz i was there when she first got them,
and i think i named them too..
i remember that cookie brownie(the name of the hamster..duh..)
was first arrived not via Stork Express, but by Plastic Tupperware Express,
There were 2, scampering in a little box with some absorbant woodchips as bedding,
the other one went to hamster heaven earlier tho,
They liked to nibble, and they were really small,and they were cute, in a little box, near the exihibition hall of Suntec City..
Bye bye little one.. go to a place where exercise wheels and treats are in abundance for little hamsters like you.
Airplane Jokes
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
famous quotes..
iPods are made for Indians..
Chris - i cant hold up the whole world by myself..
now as the final part of my project come together, im getting more and more emo, withdrawing more from everythin that matters, just for completion, im bored, im braindead, i cant think of anything new to animate,
damn, this is the reasons of having a short attention span, it gives out really fast..
i mean its easy to listen to everyone's problems, but im not sure if i can unload mine at them..there are days i seem like im totally normal, able to handle everyone's crazy emotional problems, but there are days i cant even handle my own,
i do wanna escape, yet i want to stay till the battle is won,
but it just sucks to be in the middle of the cyclone,
2 halves making themselves known..
RAWR
Chris - a teaspoon of sense,
Consciousness is the irritating thing between naps..
