JoN - Rage rage rage
Was listening to Hinder's "Better Than Me" the other day and my, it was a noteworthy track. Compared to "Lips of an Angel" (which really sucks xD), its lyrics were much more prominent and bold. To begin with, it makes me feel all the guilt and sufferings that was placed unto a loved one to bear, silently. Hinder is actually pretty much similar to Nickelback and the latter rawwwwks! I rmb I used to listen to them like it was an unchecked addiction during the dreaded 'O's.. wahahaWatched a snippet of "Celebrity deathmatch" on dailymotion. Paris Hilton Vs Nicole Ritchie.
Paris slams Nicole's head unto the area floor repeatedly..
Paris: Had enough?!
Nicole: (snickers) I took tinkerbell!
Crowd goes crazy. Paris is filled with rage and starts hammering Nicole with her Gucci bag.
The contents fall out..
Nicole: Hey! (spots a lipstick and tries to put it on)
Lipstick smudges over her right cheek when Paris hits her another time.
Paris: Trying to leave early huh? That figures. You can never party as hard as I could! (Hysterical) You could never keep up with me in anything!!!
Nicole: Oh yea? (brings up a bottle of perfume) I have my own perfume line just like you. ONLY MINE HAVE ATTITUDE!
Nicole's perfume bottle sprays forth raging hot flames that smothers Paris.. When the flames stop, Paris' left arm is burning lightly..
Paris: That's hot.. (tries to shake of the flames but it refuses to go away) Uh uh! That's hot! It's very very hot!
Thrashing wildly at this point and starts to run in circles while the commentary goes on..
Commentary: Paris is burning! Her clothing is completely in fire! and now she's taking it all off! (crowd cheers loudly) Paris Hilton is now stripping of her burning clothes. Paris Hilton is now totally naked!
posted by .jon @ 9:52 AM
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