the origins of the ninjas
ninjas originally practiced their deadly arts on fish because they were excellent sushi preparing pple.. Shrikens were used to slice up a roll of sushi that was thrown up in the air.. with barely a whisper the sushi would be sliced and would appear nicely on everybody's plates..Katanas were used to slice up huge bales of salmon..they would deftly flick their fish
up in the air with their stockinged feet(yuck..) then they would slice through it with inhuman speed! fish flesh just parting away beneath the extreme sharpness of the knife.. reducing it to sashimi..
and now i shall end off my crappy analysis with..
ninjas were callled shinobi as well
well
their real name was.. SUSHINOBI!
master of sushi..
they were so disciplined that they eat wasabi as gravy for all of their rice..
cool huh?
posted by .jagged @ 3:35 AM
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