Wednesday, February 09, 2005

The Naked Ninja

silently, stealthily,the ninja makes his way to the target, looking around to make sure he is not being seen, he strikes, grabbing the object he has came for, he males for top speed back to his oringinal point... to the naked eye, it could have might well be a ghost, he leaves no traces of himself behind,, to be unseen by others around them.

c'mon, every one of us in some way or another has a ninja inside us, when we go to the toilet and we find out..
"shoot, i forgot my underwear.."
"damn! wheres my clothes?"
"oh my sainted aunt! i forgot my towel! AHH! "

then the ninja in us awakes, checking the halllways for our family members, hoping not to Expose ourselves and maybe embrassing parts of anatomy.. then we skulk silently to our rooms and just as quick, zooming back to the relative safety of the toilet. and hence, we have, the NAKED NINJA.. fast, deadly and merciless in trying getting the objects we need to bathe..

its 3am..im talking rubbish..but hey, its true right?


//disgusting 50year-old flashers ought to be incinerated